momcrotch:

Someone could tell me I’m the most important person to them a thousand times and I’d still be terrified of annoying them.

(via scareprince)

pixelbabes:

when a mutual unfollows you first

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so then you unfollow them right back

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(via captainarlert)

Reblog if you’re not homophobic

elma1972:

larryloveflakes:

fabu-darlin:

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Reblog this you little shits.

Always reblog.

(via nyoalaska)

theorigamiphoenix:

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What if John takes Caliborn’s tablet pen and breaks it in half like Kanaya debunked Eridan’s wand?

Editing this took longer than I expected.

(via genderfluid-robot)

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle, via nyoalaska)

dikubutto:

blackturtleneckcat:

it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog

It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on a dog

(via nyoalaska)

browningtons:

When you go to the store to pick up your new ps4 game

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(via aberrantkenosis)

durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

caninevillain:

if i see andrew hussie in public i promise ill immediately start fighting him i have nothing to lose and everything to gain

(Source: kidouyuuto, via egberts)

gerardgayofficial:

oh yeah have i ever shown u my sister’s jumper
foxship:

cows are so great